THIS CAT’S PLAYLIST…

…is pretty damn good.

There’s this cat named Jesse who loves to eat chicken every Sunday. No one knows why he chose this day, but he did.

Oceana – The Portrait

[audio:http://ohhsofamous.com/Music/Oceana%20-The%20Portrait.mp3]

Well one day he heard one of the stores down at the mall was giving away free chicken the following Sunday. The day came and he headed to the mall. When he arrived, another cat named Fred started talking to him. About 15 minutes later, the owner of the store gave them their free chicken.

Upon Beauty Rests – Lines Full of Lies and Tragedies

[audio:http://ohhsofamous.com/Music/Upon%20Beauty%20Rests%20-%20Lines%20Full%20of%20Lies%20and%20Tragedies.mp3]

Jesse and Fred decided to walk home together from the mall. In the middle of their conversation, Fred turned to Jesse and said with satisfaction, “That tuna sure was amazing.”…

IWrestledABearOnce – Tastes Like Kevin Bacon

[audio:http://ohhsofamous.com/Music/IWrestledABearOnce%20-%20Tastes%20Like%20Kevin%20Bacon.MP3]

Jesse did not get his chicken that day…

PS: To make IWrestledABearOnce even more awesome, they actually played the song above for Kevin Bacon.