YUNG POPPA IS GREATER THAN CODY SIMPSON

So until about 15 minutes ago, I wasn’t really down with the whole Cody Simpson thing. I mean the whole “let’s be like Biebus and do what he’s doing” was already given a try with that Greyson Chance kid. But today, I got an email that changed the entire game. I’d like to introduce you to 10 year old rapper, YUNG POPPA.

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What’s this have to do with the Simpson kid?
Please, what doesn’t it have to do with him?

Look at that picture of Poppa, this kid’s Already counting his dough. I don’t see pictures with Simpson and money… and Bieber has already admitted he hasn’t made a million yet…

+1 Poppa

Then we have the “OMFG YOUR HAIR” factor. Bieber has got this one. I would go further in depth about this but with a video of him blow drying his hair that has 146k views there isn’t really a contest.

+1 Bieber

I’m watching tour footage of Poppa, look to the skyline, and can’t help but notice all of Egypt showed up with their pyramids and shit.

You think these other kids can say that?

+1 Poppa

Next thing to consider, the foreign factor… Simpson you win this one hands down.

+1 Simpson

But, Bieber is from Canada so how do you figure Simpson wins?

Let’s be honest here and admit we did the same American thing with Bieber that we do with all Canadian stars. Adopt them as our own. In our book, he’s American.

At this point, I get it, Poppa in the lead. Just when I think it’s all over, I press play on the second track and find out he has his own dance. Now, this one a tie because the Biebs has his own signature dance as well.

+1 Poppa
+1 Bieber

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Justin, you still have all the tweens drooling over you but be very careful. We all know how the saying goes…

Once you go black, you never go back.

+1 Bieber (for now)

Final Score:

YUNG POPPA: 3
Bieber: 3
Simpson: 1

I like to cheer for the underdog and Simpson is clearly the underdog. So congratulations, YUNG POPPA changed my opinion of you Cody. Thank him when you get a chance.

~Ohh! So Famous!

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