THAT’S THE UGLIEST EFFING SKIRT I HAVE EVER SEEN

I woke up this morning, took a shower, and jumped online. Started browsing around and then it happened…

I came across something that just disturbed my spirit. Had a great night last night but when I saw this… everything was just fucking wrecked. Just take a look..

That's the ugliest effing skirt I have ever seen

God the horror… I just stared at the screen for about 45 minutes, I couldn’t believe my eyes. I just couldn’t take it anymore… I was in the darkest place of my life and I needed help FAST.

I called my therapist and she talked me for about two hours until finally calming me down. I then proceeded to take a soul searching walk through the city, during which I came to a ground breaking realization…

This doesn’t even matter, I’d rather talk about the issues that really do matter. Something that’s been bugging me so much lately that I’ve even talked to other bloggers about this and they agree, this situation is dire. This is so huge of a deal, I’m even thinking of changing the my blog logo to the image below.

Lohan the one and only Blohan

Let’s keep it real, don’t you just hate it when your watching CNN coverage about Lindsay and it gets RUDELY interrupted by oil spills, hurricanes, and people losing their jobs. I mean come on… how r00d.

Before I forget Parker, I just want to personally thank you for deciding to link to my site.

Also, how does it feel to have the same last name as Spiderman?

~Ohh! So Famous!

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7 Responses to “THAT’S THE UGLIEST EFFING SKIRT I HAVE EVER SEEN”

  1. 1337 irl Says:

    Ohh! looks fine. If Ohh! were a chick I’ld hit it. ;)

  2. littleme Says:

    Don’t worry about it, I love your blog and check it out every day that I can! It’s stickied to my Safari top sites, which comes up every time I open a window :)

  3. Stuyvesant Parker Says:

    Thanks for the attention. Glad it’s working out for both of us. However, no matter how many times your website screams at me to follow you on Twitter, Like you on Facebook, bookmark you on Delicious, post you on Buzz, share you on Reddit, or Digg it, I won’t do it. I’ve just got that kind of personality.

  4. OhhSoFamous Says:

    That’s fine with me. :)

    What about having the same last name as Spiderman?

    We all want to know if it has any perks and if so, what are they?

  5. Stuy Parker Says:

    It’s alright, and there are no perks unfortunately.

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  7. JNSTY Says:

    i ♥ this blog !

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